The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	72

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Farms Harvested:	648

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3971	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	867492
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	103	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Emeralds Found:	1288	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	472	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com