The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Votes:	9934	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchantments Applied:	74	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	260	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Votes:	7714
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Emeralds Found:	6734	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Animals Bred:	146	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Crops Grown:	6618	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3306	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mines Excavated:	2321
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Runes Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	2269	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Items Found:	2014	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	79
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ores Mined:	5162	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net