The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4319	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ores Mined:	5670	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Votes:	5992	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	8063	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9907	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	New Chunks Explored:	572129
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	145
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	3930
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Potions Brewed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com