The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5017
Divine Spears Created:	28	Void Gems Collected:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	134
Ores Mined:	8537	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Votes:	2083
Star Shards Collected:	59	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Votes:	3693	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
New Chunks Explored:	521139	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	1686
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	3209	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	830	Mines Excavated:	3009
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7972
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Potions Brewed:	33	Void Armor Forged:	28

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Potions Brewed:	133
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Star Shards Collected:	250	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net