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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2642 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!