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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4534 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9100 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!