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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5651 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!