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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4590 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!