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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2634 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1442 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!