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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7767 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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