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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9784 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 993317 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!