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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7570 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!