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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1439 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!