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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8397 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 228 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Votes: | 4605 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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