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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5764 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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