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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7491 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9017 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!