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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3685 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 311 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 117 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5387 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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