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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 539 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7691 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!