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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5955 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 942448 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!