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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9858 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5541 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Potions Brewed: | 137 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!