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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7487 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 165 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!