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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9134 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!