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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8336 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!