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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 2152 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!