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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7599 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!