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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8345 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!