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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6657 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4819 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!