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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1711 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7163 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!