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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9968 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!