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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 327 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!