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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6491 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Ores Mined: | 7791 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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