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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3745 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!