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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5689 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2177 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!