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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2476 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!