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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9533 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!