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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5461 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 595 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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