Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY