Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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