Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2767 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Crops Grown: 8635 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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