The Longbirch Vanguard: Hardcore Roleplay with a side of Lag and Llamas!

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.20.1

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

Embark on an epic journey in the realm of Longbirch! Forge alliances with diverse races, battle dark forces, and rebuild a shattered land. Explore fantastical towns and locales, hone your skills, and uncover ancient secrets. Will you be the hero to unite Longbirch or succumb to the shadows? Join us and shape the destiny of a kingdom!

11 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
7 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

Check out the newly added Necromancer class + the level cap was just increased to 30!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server’s website or Discord for a list of rules and guidelines.
Can I choose my race and class?	Yes, you can choose from 9 different races and 11 unique classes when you start your adventure in Longbirch.
How often are updates released?	Updates are released frequently to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	22	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	184	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Precise Pixel RPG Server: Where Minecraft meets RPG hilarity!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the term “precision Action RPG” to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of creeper ninjas ambush you. You must use your blocky skills to fight them off and protect your precious loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with zombie villagers and party with skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least gives you super speed).

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling Ender Dragons while riding on the back of a giant llama armed with a diamond sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Buildings Constructed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Joggers vs Pajeets: The Minecraft Saga

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Joggers and Pajeets how to sue Japan for racial discrimination!

Join us for some outrageous fun as we embark on a quest to build a world where Joggers and Pajeets unite against injustice and create a utopia like no other!

Who knew that Minecraft could be so lit and woke at the same time? Join us now and be a part of this epic journey!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LOLcraft: Seriously, Is this a Joke?

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of chasing desires in the real world, only to end up feeling empty and bored? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and escape reality as you dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build castles made of diamonds, ride unicorns into battle, and explore underwater cities filled with treasure.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that creepers have learned how to do the floss dance and zombies have formed a boy band. Will you be able to survive in this crazy world?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a reality that’s even crazier than the real world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PirateCraft: One Piece Adventure

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🤣🎮 Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮🤣

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in a sea of dirt blocks! 💎

Join us and embark on a journey like no other! Build your own floating castle in the sky, ride llamas into battle, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! 🏰🦙🐉

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches! 💰💪

So why wait? Dive into our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the mythical land of Blocktopia where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! 🐷💃

Click the link below to join the fun and start your wildest Minecraft adventure yet! 🚀🌟

NEW CHAPTER DROPPED: Click here for the latest shenanigans! 📚🤪

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BikiniCraft: Where Girls Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the invention of the bikini like never before! Join us and witness girls parading around in their “not-panties” in the most OUTRAGEOUS ways possible!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS for ultimate glory! Don’t miss out on the chance to SWIM in lava and FLIRT with Endermen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew the bikini could lead to such INSANE fun?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ores Mined:	9604
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

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Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Peko’s Aroused Adventures

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Peko is getting aroused by the sheer awesomeness of our world!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Build INSANE structures, battle FEROCIOUS mobs, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Earbud Adventures: PS5 Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only way to play is with your brand new PS5 gaming earbuds, bro! Why settle for regular old headphones when you can experience the game in MAXIMUM audio quality with these bad boys?

Join us for INSANE adventures and EPIC battles where you’ll need every advantage you can get, including the power of the PS5 gaming earbuds. Rumor has it that wearing them will give you SUPERHUMAN abilities in the game – but you’ll have to join to find out!

Our community is LIT and always up for a good time. We’ve even had players claim that wearing the PS5 gaming earbuds has transported them to a whole new dimension within the game, where they battled GIANT creepers and rode on the backs of DANCING pigs. Who knows what WILD adventures await you?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your PS5 gaming earbuds, log on to our server, and get ready for the CRAZIEST Minecraft experience of your life. See you in the game, bro!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3967	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	5269	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zombie Apocalypse Funland

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of real life like skyrocketing food prices! Join us and enjoy a world where diamonds are as plentiful as avocado toast and creepers are actually just misunderstood vegetarians looking for a hug.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with wings while shooting fireworks out of your hands. Don’t worry about pesky zombies trying to eat your brains, because here they’re all on a strict vegan diet and just want to trade you for some organic carrots.

So come join us on our magical Minecraft server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of rainbow-colored sheep to shear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2844	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyKittens Funhouse: KP-31 Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Join us and you’ll be able to ride LLAMAS into battle against evil creepers, build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS, and even have a pet DRAGON that will roast your enemies for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Forest, where you can frolic with magical creatures and harvest rainbow WOOL to make the most fabulous outfits for your character.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Pain – The Minecraft Server That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices

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Are you tired of getting axed like your favorite manga? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to never axe any of your creations! Join us for a wild ride of unlimited creativity and insane adventures as we build the most epic virtual world ever seen!

Our server is so awesome that even Creeper himself would want to join in on the fun. We have dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll receive a free pet Enderman that will help you mine for diamonds and protect you from any pesky Zombies that try to ruin your day.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Who needs manga when you have us?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PolishPoleDancers Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out why Poles are like that! We have a secret underground society of Polish villagers who have been hiding their true powers for centuries. Rumor has it that they can summon creepers with just a snap of their fingers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ClockWife’sTitsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are obsessed with clock wives! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is filled with players who have fallen in love with their adorable clock wives and will do anything to protect them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?

So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty NEETs Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sleep schedule? Look no further, my fellow neets! This server is for us, by us. No wagies allowed – we only want the finest of basement-dwelling gamers here. Normalfaggots, use discretion before entering this realm of pure chaos and memes.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.

Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Animals Bred:	120
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Battle Royale

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is bigger and better just like in Texas! 🤠

Are you tired of those boring servers with no Texan flair? Well, saddle up partner, because this server is the wildest ride in the Wild West! 🐎

Join us for epic cowboy showdowns, where you can duel it out with other players in the saloon or ride off into the sunset on your trusty steed. Yeehaw! 🌵

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Texan treasure, rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to strike it rich and become the richest cowboy in all of Texas? 💰

So what are you waiting for? Grab your cowboy hat and boots, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ adventure in the heart of Texas! 🤠🌵

Remember, on this server, there are no Mexican influences allowed, only pure Texan fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3259

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.