| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9802 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 283 |
TheLegendsSMP.topg.org
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2058 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9454 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 616 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7834 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 690 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4192 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6752 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8920 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5237 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3378 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9912 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2213 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2521 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 285 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 279 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1411 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1016 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9279 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7754 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3973 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Potions Brewed: | 79 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4123 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3434 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
