The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4019
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	7531	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	749	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	7545

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!