The Kwaboty King of Minecraft SMP

2025, Analysis, Challenges, Competition, Disappointment, dreams, DREW, Drewbros, Failure, Future, hopes, Improvement, King, KWABOTY, KWABOTY Rankings, Minecraft, predictions, rankings, setbacks, smp, success, Tony, Vince, where did it go wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we follow the misadventures of Drew and his bros, Vince and Tony.

Drew thought he had it all figured out, building his dream castle and ruling over his kingdom with an iron fist. But then things took a turn for the worse when a group of mischievous creepers invaded his land and blew everything to smithereens. Poor Drew was left with nothing but a pile of rubble and a broken heart.

But fear not, for 2025 is here and Drew is determined to make a comeback! With the help of his trusty bros, Vince and Tony, he’s ready to rebuild bigger and better than ever before. Will they succeed? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be one heck of a ride!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you witness the epic saga of Drew and his bros unfold in all its glory? Plus, we have llama races, chicken jousting, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join Drew and his bros on their quest for redemption and hilarity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	8070
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Towns Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	3636	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	270	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9600	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crops Grown:	5746
Dimension Hops:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!