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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 382 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!