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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4875 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 401 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!