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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6933 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8986 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | New Chunks Explored: | 699557 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!