The Kingdom | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join My Army of Demanding Players

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We require a payment of over 50k up-front before you even sign in. Why? Because we believe in the power of cold, hard cash to fuel your Minecraft adventures.

2. Want to have Sydney Sweeney as your in-game girlfriend for a whole week? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Just imagine the epic quests you’ll go on together.

3. Our sergeant is a master pizza chef, and he will impress you by making a pizza with more meat than you could ever imagine. And if you can top his creation, you’ll earn the respect of the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible, and the adventures never end. Just watch out for creepers with a taste for pizza!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4747	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyHonkai – Where Minecraft meets Honkai Impact 3rd for ultimate chaos and fun! #944

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Forget about boring old servers, ours is like the Honkai Impact 3rd of Minecraft worlds. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the adventure of a lifetime and join our server today! Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky villagers trying to scam you out of your emeralds.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server for Anime Fans and Memelords

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and even befriending a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these diamond-laying chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4479
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

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Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

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Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Booty Bounce House

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a wild adventure like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and the chance to fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Animals Bred:	101	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafty Creepers: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to dance!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where we have more drama than a Greek tragedy and more twists than an Arabian Nights tale!

Join us as we embark on magical adventures, just like YHWH’s son in that crazy fanfic. Who knows, you might even become the main character in your own wacky adventure with YHWH himself (now with an Arab name for extra spice)!

Don’t be like the Jews in the pic, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Dilemma: Buy Both Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks? We’ve got it! How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with enchanted swords? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for golden potatoes. Need a flying pig as a pet? Done. Want a house made entirely of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pure insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? The llamas are waiting to show you the way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The Minecraft Madness Show

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of evil llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you witness such epic showdowns.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their dance moves. Get your groove on with a dancing creeper or break it down with a twerking skeleton – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, only to discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking chicken? Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6488
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2461	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftySisGroomers: A Minecraft Server for Sibling Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming some crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement waiting for you!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle evil mobs and claim your riches. But be warned, these mobs are no ordinary creatures – they have a taste for revenge and will stop at nothing to take you down!

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a special event called “Sister Showdown” where you can challenge other players to see who has the most skilled and powerful sister in the game. Will your sister reign supreme and become the ultimate champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose to your sister in the Sister Showdown, that might sting a bit).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3852	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Yuri’s Block Party

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is about to be saved by Yuri in just 3 days! That’s right, Yuri is coming to rescue us from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and bring a whole new season of excitement and adventure!

Join us on this epic journey as we prepare for Yuri’s arrival by building giant statues in their honor and stocking up on snacks for the big celebration. Rumor has it that Yuri will bring with them a whole new realm filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds for everyone!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic event. Join our server now and get ready to witness the greatness of Yuri in action. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Chick Adventures: Where Women Rule and Men Drool

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and dancing llamas!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant spiders with laser eyes, riding on rainbow-colored unicorns, and building a house made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

So why are y t women like this? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). Join us today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6728	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Legs Out, Blocks Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Great Leg Uncovering of 2021, where women all over the Minecraft world start revealing their legs and feet! It’s a scandalous event that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toe Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the prettiest toes in all the land. Trust us, things can get pretty heated when toenails are involved.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even uncover a few secrets of your own along the way!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	822320	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!