Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Because the Goyslop Gaming Company actually listened to our demands when we collectively pooped our pants in protest! That’s right, we have the power to make things happen with our bowel movements.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle, armed with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to touch it.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky, wild, and downright absurd Minecraft server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, because things tend to get a little messy around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Ores Mined: 5371 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
Magical Moments Shared: 16 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Potions Brewed: 87 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8733 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8692
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Alien Abductions: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Crops Grown: 9567 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 New Chunks Explored: 872007

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Magic Items Found: 2182
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2050
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3061 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Dimension Hops: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2838 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4159 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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