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SisterWifeWeddingCraft

affair accusations, blended family, controversy, Crossroads, Decision making, family approval, Grief, Guilt, judgment, late wife’s sister, love, marrying, moral dilemma, parenting, relationship, remarriage, SisterWifeWeddingCraft, societal norms, support system, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, Closure in relationships, emotional detachment, emotional growth, Emotional healing, emotional maturity, healing from a breakup, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting go of the past, love, LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP, moving on, relationships, Releasing attachments, Self Discovery, self reflection, signs of falling out of love

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NostalgicCraft2016

2016, emotional, Events, fashion, historical moments, looking back, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, nostalgic, NostalgicCraft2016, past, Politics, pop culture, Reflection, sentiment, social media, Technology, trends, year

Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Finger Fumble Craft

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	3015

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Chariz

1.21.1, berock players, Beta, Discord, Feedback, Friends, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Tpa, version 1.9, voice chat

Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

Anime, death metal, Forest, Gaming, hololive, Idol, Imperium of Man, Japanese vtuber, Minecraft, Music, PIXEL, Reaper, Saint Mori Calliope, Sci Fi, Server, Singer, Streamer, underworld, Virtual idol, virtual singer, virtual streamer, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8897	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

38-plus years, blocks, BRIBE, bribery scandal, bribes, Cartel, CartelCraft, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, criminal justice, drug cartels, drug trafficking, ex-public security chief, illegal activities, justice system, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, prison sentence, sentenced, US, Years

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Last Moments Server

appreciation, bittersweet, cherish, emotional, fleeting, growth, hindsight, last moments, learn from the past, life lessons, living in the moment, Memories, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, Nostalgia, realization, Reflection, regret, sentimental, Server, time passing

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AGELIMC

BUILD, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Friends, Gaming, greece, Greek, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, player, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world

Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Bolt SMP

5k World Border, Best Pvp Experience, Better Teams, Bolt SMP, Combat log, Custum Plugins, No Lag, one player sleep, Premium Plugins, PvP, pvp arena, Simple Tpa, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla+Strength SMP

WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

/MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

20th anniversary, 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Cinematic, Class Sets, Community, EU guild, family, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Minecraft, MineFam, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, smp, the war within, Threads of Destiny, trading post items, World of Warcraft, wowg

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1