The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

barbecue, Client, competitors, CraftySabotage, DEBT, Distance, financial trouble, Friends, going LC, husband, Kids, lending money, Marriage, Minecraft, Relocation, Respect, sabotage, Sales, Server, sneaky, Trust, WIBTA

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DressGate: Mom Edition

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, DressGate, Edition, friendship, healthy body image, mom, mother-daughter relationships, Motherhood, parenting, peer pressure, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, social pressure, teenage development, teenage girls, teenage relationships, toxic friendships

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, BETRAYAL, bitter, Closure, Communication, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, life lesson, longest relationship, moving on, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, smp, Trust

Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	98
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Crops Grown:	9626
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Canada, Canadian politics, Conservative parliamentarians, ConservativeCraft, Democracy, election, Ethics, federal inquiry, foreign influence, foreign interference, Government, inquiry, Interference, investigation, justin trudeau, Minecraft, political corruption, political ethics., political scandal, scandal, Server, trudeau

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	4612	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Monarch Migration Madness

breeding populations, butterfly conservation, butterfly habitats, butterfly mortality, butterfly populations, butterfly preservation, butterfly species, Endangered species, environmental conservation, fall migration, insect conservation, insect migration, madness, Mexico migration, Migration, MONARCH, monarch butterflies, monarch butterfly conservation, monarch butterfly decline, monarch butterfly migration, stable populations, wildlife conservation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4088	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Rules & Requirements

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

approach, attractive, Behavior, chick, Compliment, cute, exclusive, fat, Implications, instagram, messages, Minecraft, photos, puzzled, response, Server, sexual, Sexy, Story, Transgender, Understanding, Videos, WOMAN

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	9129
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Bearpost, don’t mean to bearpost, dont, long tail, Minecraft, smp, yeah

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	8217
Villages Defended:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	5039	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.